Blue Satellite

Blue Satellite Review

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Summary: If you don't mind the taste of Blue Satellite, the high is great.

4.3

Great Nausea Relief!

Your RatingUser Rating: 3.8 (1 votes)

Blue Satellite is a heavy Sativa strain, and will place you in an orbit shortly after consumption. This is an amazing wake-and-bake strain, as its head high provides feelings of awareness and being awake. Blue Satellite tends to smell like cleaning products, and unfortunately the taste is not favored by some. For smokers who might not mind the taste, the high will hit heavy and stick around for about an hour or two. Great for those with a low tolerance or who like to be “Functional Stoners”.

Users are often left with feelings of happiness, self-awareness as positives, though there have been reports of a noticeable “coming down” effect that is more pronounced for those who may be suffering from depression or anxiety.

Blue Satellite is a rather rare strain to be seen on most dispensary’s menus, most likely due to its low demand because of the aforementioned cons.

Parents: Blueberry x Satellite OG
Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid
Look like: Medium-long bright green buds with subdued orange hairs nestled in every so often
Smells like: Cleaning Product
Makes you feel: Euphoric, Creative, Uplifted, Happy, Lazy
Helps you with: Stress, Lack of Appetite, Pain, Depression, Anxiety
Cons: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes, Paranoia, Dizziness, Anxiety

About the Author

Eleanor Russell Based in San Francisco, Eleanor specializes in reviewing strains of cannabis flower and concentrates, and the dispensaries that sell them.