Sativa Strains

Published on June 1st, 2013 | by Eleanor Russell


Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express Eleanor Russell

Pineapple Express Review


Summary: Pineapple Express was made famous by Seth Rogen and James Franco but it'll keep its fame because of the incredible high it delivers. Pineapple Express will get you hyped up, energized and ready for a great time.


Dopest Dope You'll Ever Smoke

User Rating: 4.3 (3 votes)

Thanks to Seth Rogan and James Franco, Pineapple Express has solidified its place in the world of weed and entertainment. This hard-hitting sativa will instantly get you energized and ready to laugh. The smoke on exhale isn’t too heavy and is great for social interactions and outdoor festivities. An amazing stress reliever, pain suppressor, and anti-depressant.

No surprise, Pineapple Express hits with a sweet, apple/mango/pineapple tropical taste. The smoke from Pineapple Express is extremely smooth on exhale, with little to no coughing or harshness on the throat and lungs.

Pineapple Express offers all of this with minimal to no couch-lock.pineapple-express-strain

Parents: Trainwreck x Hawaiian
Type: Sativa
Looks like: Light green buds, dense with TCH crystals
Smells like: Fresh apple, mango, pineapple, pine, and cedar depending on the batch
Makes you feel: Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted, Energetic, Creative
Helps you with: Stress, Anxiety, Pain, Depression, Lack of Appetite
Cons: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes, Dizziness, Paranoia, Headaches

About the Author

Based in San Francisco, Eleanor specializes in reviewing strains of cannabis flower and concentrates, and the dispensaries that sell them.

7 Responses to Pineapple Express

  1. Katie Taylor says:

    This hits me as a nice, mild high. I love it for every day smoking because it leaves me feeling productive and functional. Not really thought provoking but still great.

  2. Martha Gill says:

    relaxed, happy high. I love the pineapple/fruity/tropical smell.

  3. Bob Shelton says:

    This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had – and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked – this would the shit that they birthed.

    all quotes aside this is some awesome shit.

  4. Gloria Williamson says:

    Clear head and relaxed body high. Love this stuff.

  5. Ashley Zimmerman says:

    Very chill high. My head was floating on clouds and my vision sort of had an orange/yellow tint.

  6. Lewis Forton says:

    Love this, great fruity smell. Uplifting, great high, makes you laugh a lot.

  7. Casey Case says:

    I hadn’t smoked in 30 years and my budtender highly recommended this strain for me. I made the purchase and decided to take it slow since it had been so long since getting high. After a couple of hits I had a great high with a perfect mixture of chill and alertness, and without the paranoia. GREAT taste, and smoked very deeply and easily without any coughs. Thanks, Mr. Budtender, for an awesome recommendation and a fantastic first high after 30 years!! I wasn’t dissappointed!!

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